Realo

I have returned, and here's the first entry from my "Website of Mass Destruction".
OK crack open a cold one, and prepare yourself with PBR for my Weekend Edition:

Yes, We Have No Bananas, No Bananas from the CIA

John King of CNN has eaten too many bananas. The load of compost he dumped on TV viewers via CNN has aged considerably since the original lies that got us into Guatemala in 1952. Now a re-colonization of South America is being planned, and along with it the same stale CIA lies promulgated by smirking reporters, who, knowing the truth, nonetheless collaborate to mislead the American people because only they know which side their bread is buttered on.

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